Can Someone Please Tell Me The True Story Of Little Red Riding Hood (the version that isn't for little kids)?

Little Red is walking through the forest. The big bad wolf jumps from the bushes, and shouts" Ha Ha, little girl. I'm gonna F**K ya." Lil' Red says to the wolf " The hell you are, you are gonna eat me like the story says."

Can i stop my mother in law seeing my daughter?

My mother in law hasnt bothered to see my child for 10 mths, she didnt even send a xmas present for my childs 1st xmas! but she gave my partners brothers child expensive gifts, and our child got nothing from her! My partners brothers gf is always txting me telling me what her child gets from my mother in law! My mother in laws started saying that she has more rights over my child than anyone else! She said shes going to take me to court to get costody of my child! She hasnt bothered with my child up untill now so whys she wanting to see my child now. My child doesnt know who she is because she hasnt bothered with my child before! My mother in lawfavors my partners brothers child to ours, my mother in law (MIL) is oover at my partners brothers house every weekend, but she doesnt come to see our child at all! She doesnt even calk to ask how our child is! She now seems to think she can walk bk into our childs life, but i dont want my child to see her and get close to her encase my MIL does this again, i dont want my child getting upset! My child doesnt even know who her grandma is! what should i do?

So i met this guy clubbing last night, and we made out and did stuff (not sex) and then?

he told me to wait outside so we could go somewhere, so I did. He was looking for his jacket and then i waited for like 10 mins and then this bouncer came out of nowhere and had his jacket, and put it on me. Then the bouncer started hustling me and started groping me, so i left. When i woke up this morning, i had his jacket and his phone charger in my pocket. I checked my phone and I had multiple missed calls from two unknown numbers. Should I call them back, and what should I say?

Why does the media portray as Ron Paul supporters as mostly college kids, when that is not the case at all?

Why does the media act like Ron Pauls supporters are limited to a certain age group when that is certainly not the case? It amazes me how the media tries to sway peoples opinions by dishing out false information so they push a candidate that they are in favor of. Truth is that the college kids are the ones that get all the publicity when they go out into the public and the events preaching his name, but there are tons of Ron Paul supporters everywhere young and old. Ill give you example, my dads friend is 80 years old and loves Ron Pauls ideas and think he is the smartest man for the job. My grandmother is 73 and she thinks he is the greatest and is mad at news outlets like FOX news for not representing a true conservative like Fox would normally do. When I read a Ron Paul book at the library or at borders I have people in there mid 40's coming up to me and asking me what book I am reading and how great Ron Paul is and how he can put this country in a new direction. I had one guy who was about 45 listen to what I was saying to the person saying next to me and he says "Ron Paul, he's the man! He's the only man with enough balls to go after the federal reserve". So why does the media portray this falsehood? Is it because he scares them because he stands for real change and real conservatism, or is it because they are happy the way things are and don't want someone riding in and actually changing things?

If your a horse person please help!?

i really want a horse i have been riding for 7 years and i have it all sorted but my parents can't afford it. I want this so bad its my biggest dream but if we can't afford it and what can i do? I really don't want to give up please help.

Is it my timing belt on 2002 Kia Rio?

About a week ago I was driving and all of the sudden my car started to have acceleration problems then I heard a loud pop and my car started to ride funny I pulled it over and turned it off and then it would not start back up just makes a click. Alot of people are saying timing belt. I don't know anything about cars and I wanted to know if that's what it does sound like and what the costs to repair on average.

What did you do for your childs 1st Birthday!! I need Ideas!?

I know she's only one and she still isnt walking quite yet but with an attendance of 30-40 people Just looking for some good idea's of what other parents did for their babies first birthdays!