Can Someone Please Tell Me The True Story Of Little Red Riding Hood (the version that isn't for little kids)?

Little Red is walking through the forest. The big bad wolf jumps from the bushes, and shouts" Ha Ha, little girl. I'm gonna F**K ya." Lil' Red says to the wolf " The hell you are, you are gonna eat me like the story says."

Can i stop my mother in law seeing my daughter?

My mother in law hasnt bothered to see my child for 10 mths, she didnt even send a xmas present for my childs 1st xmas! but she gave my partners brothers child expensive gifts, and our child got nothing from her! My partners brothers gf is always txting me telling me what her child gets from my mother in law! My mother in laws started saying that she has more rights over my child than anyone else! She said shes going to take me to court to get costody of my child! She hasnt bothered with my child up untill now so whys she wanting to see my child now. My child doesnt know who she is because she hasnt bothered with my child before! My mother in lawfavors my partners brothers child to ours, my mother in law (MIL) is oover at my partners brothers house every weekend, but she doesnt come to see our child at all! She doesnt even calk to ask how our child is! She now seems to think she can walk bk into our childs life, but i dont want my child to see her and get close to her encase my MIL does this again, i dont want my child getting upset! My child doesnt even know who her grandma is! what should i do?

So i met this guy clubbing last night, and we made out and did stuff (not sex) and then?

he told me to wait outside so we could go somewhere, so I did. He was looking for his jacket and then i waited for like 10 mins and then this bouncer came out of nowhere and had his jacket, and put it on me. Then the bouncer started hustling me and started groping me, so i left. When i woke up this morning, i had his jacket and his phone charger in my pocket. I checked my phone and I had multiple missed calls from two unknown numbers. Should I call them back, and what should I say?

Why does the media portray as Ron Paul supporters as mostly college kids, when that is not the case at all?

Why does the media act like Ron Pauls supporters are limited to a certain age group when that is certainly not the case? It amazes me how the media tries to sway peoples opinions by dishing out false information so they push a candidate that they are in favor of. Truth is that the college kids are the ones that get all the publicity when they go out into the public and the events preaching his name, but there are tons of Ron Paul supporters everywhere young and old. Ill give you example, my dads friend is 80 years old and loves Ron Pauls ideas and think he is the smartest man for the job. My grandmother is 73 and she thinks he is the greatest and is mad at news outlets like FOX news for not representing a true conservative like Fox would normally do. When I read a Ron Paul book at the library or at borders I have people in there mid 40's coming up to me and asking me what book I am reading and how great Ron Paul is and how he can put this country in a new direction. I had one guy who was about 45 listen to what I was saying to the person saying next to me and he says "Ron Paul, he's the man! He's the only man with enough balls to go after the federal reserve". So why does the media portray this falsehood? Is it because he scares them because he stands for real change and real conservatism, or is it because they are happy the way things are and don't want someone riding in and actually changing things?

If your a horse person please help!?

i really want a horse i have been riding for 7 years and i have it all sorted but my parents can't afford it. I want this so bad its my biggest dream but if we can't afford it and what can i do? I really don't want to give up please help.

Is it my timing belt on 2002 Kia Rio?

About a week ago I was driving and all of the sudden my car started to have acceleration problems then I heard a loud pop and my car started to ride funny I pulled it over and turned it off and then it would not start back up just makes a click. Alot of people are saying timing belt. I don't know anything about cars and I wanted to know if that's what it does sound like and what the costs to repair on average.

What did you do for your childs 1st Birthday!! I need Ideas!?

I know she's only one and she still isnt walking quite yet but with an attendance of 30-40 people Just looking for some good idea's of what other parents did for their babies first birthdays!

What song has rap at the beggining and a young childs voice at the end?

i heard a song somewhere and it had rap at the begining, and then a young childs voice right at the end. i really liked it but have no idea what its called, anyone have any ideas???

I'm so tired of my mom and her control freak attitude?

First of all YOUR the one who needs to grow up! Your living under her roof, she has every right to ask when will you be home if your a minor. What would you rather have a mother who worries about you and is only looking out for your best interest. Or a mom who doesn't give a f*** what you do with your self. I'd bet if she did that you would be on here asking "Why doesn't my mom not love me"? If your such a grown up & you think your mom is getting on your nerves and is all up in your business than get the f*** out and get your own apartment?

What color pants go with a black jacket?

To specify, the Analog Comply, in black (obviously)

Should a lesson horse spook?

My dad owns a horse stable, and now that I'm seeing him..I get to have lessons. I ride a 9 year old gelding. I've only had 2 lessons, and on my second lesson..the horse spooked and took off. When someone shut the dumpster lid, it made a loud noise. The horse kept trying to run around and play with his paddock buddy that was also in the arena. I found it hard to keep control. The owner of the horse(my dad's gf), got on him and said that it wasn't me..it was the horse. When I asked what horse I'll be riding next time, my dad said the same horse. Do lesson horses sometimes spook? He was totally fine my first lesson, and my dad said it was because he was exercised beforehand. He also told me that they will tire him out before my next lesson.

Poem about snowboarding is it good? if not, give me some tips please? :)?

yea its pretty good exept for the last line about colorado. that part sort of ruins the ending

Is it unacceptable to put soap in a childs mouth if they say a bad word?

For example if my 5 yr old says dick and i ask him 5 times not to say it and he runs around acting like he has ants in his pants..im really getting tired of this and im running out of opts...

Poll: Have you ever been to Atlantis?

No. I have never been there.

I wasn't invited to a baby shower but was asked for a large present?

My friend of almost 3 years asked me to buy a large present costing around $270 dollars. I was not invited to the baby shower. I don't know what to do I am pretty upset about not being invited. She said it kind of jokingly asking me and I made a joke back and asked where the registration was and price but I only assumed the details on the invitation. This friend and I are not close but see each other around others I have no plans of being in the childs life and dont know any other details about the baby. So I don't want her to expect that but I dont know what situation to give the present in. So I dont know what to do.

Childs pc game of 90's or 2000s?

You description inspires visions of Grabbed by the Ghoulies but it was not for PC it was only for xbox

Can a collegiate wrestler get sued for doing a legal move that permanently injures the opponent?

Can a collegiate wrestler get sued for doing a legal move that permanently injures the opponent? During the sectional finals in Massachusetts a kid was backpacking me (riding legs while I was in a tripod position while I was trying to shake him off.) He was 1/2 way off my back (his head was dangling over mine), so I decided to jump so the kid hit his head/neck against the mat. He laid on the ground for a while as the injury time ran. Eventually he got up uninjured. I was wondering if I could get in any trouble if the kid broke his neck, and was permanently injured.

I hate this ipod?????????

the new 6th generation nano is AWFUL!!! I don't like touch screens because I'm afraid I'll break it and I don't have a warranty (which is my fault I guess) I miss being able to watch TV shows and movies on car rides, I miss having a built-in speaker when doing the dishes and with friends, I miss it!! Unfortunately, my "baby" (my fifth generation nano) broke JUST as the new ipods were coming out. I wish I'd never gotten the new nano. I realized I could have bought a 5th generation off the itunes website. How much do you think I could get for my practically brand-new (one month old) 6th generation nano? Preferably not online, I don't do ebay or anything. Can i sell it to the apple store and make about $100 to order a 5th gen online?

A child rides a toboggan down a hill that descends at an angle of 27.7 degrees to the horizontal.?

A child rides a toboggan down a hill that descends at an angle of 27.7 degrees to the horizontal. The hill is 33.4 m long. what is the horizontal component of the childs displacement? Answer in units of m. What is the vertical component of the child's displacement? Answer in units of m.

My childs love of pandas turned into fear?

my child really likes pandas shes four and we brought her to the zoo, my wifes friend is manager of the zoo in our hometown so we were able to get into the panda cage. my little girl went up to hug the panda and the panda knocked her over with his paw and the panda was shot in front of my child i know this wasnt done purposly because pandas are so cute and i feel really bad for the panda as it died infront of my child .... my child is now terrified to go into her room as we have panda wallpaper and wen she see anything with the colour scheme of a panda she wets herself .... wat do i do ???